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An article in the NST caught my attention recently. The article mentions that the Selangor government has banned the use of the 1Malaysia logo in advertisements. Why? Because they say it is a political symbol and should only be used during the election period. A guy who used the logo on the signboard of his convenience shop was told bring down the sign recently. See that, convenience shop. Kedai runcit. Wanna sell Gardenia bread or santan or maggi mee also susah.

This was the reason given for the sudden ban:
"Such advertisements are only allowed during election time. We don't want to create uneasiness among the public. Some people may even get upset when they see such symbols"

Damn stupid right? Who would get upset seeing the 1Malaysia logo?

I also noticed that RTM newsreaders will always start the news by saying "Salam 1Malaysia" regardless of what language the news is in. What a greeting. Doesn't make sense.

For me and most of the other young people I know, these words are just something extra we can use in our daily jokes. Remember these lines: "Ingatlah orang tersayang" or "Anda mampu mengubahnya"? I'm sure you have heard at least one of these lines used in a joke. Right?

Anyway Christmas is coming, so Merry Christmas dan ingatlah orang tersayang.

Drift Drift 2

Sunday, 19 December I went for the second day of Formula Drift Malaysia. This time its two cars on the track at the same time. Imagine even with one car the track is already very small now there's two! The second day started with the top 32 drivers competing to be in the top 16. The drivers still need to score points like the previous round but now there is one more criteria: the closer you are to the leading car the more points you get. Each driver will lead for one round and then follow for the other round. So if you are the leading driver then you pretty much have to do the same thing like in the first day, go around the track and get as many points as possible. But if you are the following driver then you have one extra thing to keep in mind, stay as close as possible to the car in front.

Dataran Merdeka

Most of the time the cars will spin out or crash and not complete the race, but when they do complete the race, it's damn cun. The cars will be really really close to each other, especially at the lollipop turn. Too bad for me there were too many people there on that day, can't really see whats happening most of the time, can't take pictures of the race also.

One of the cars on exhibition

After the top 32 race, everybody was allowed to meet the drivers and get their autographs. Plus we got to see the cars up close.

Team M-150 from Thailand

My friend getting an autograph

The totaled car from the previous day

Pit girls!!!

I didn't stay till the end though, so I didn't see who won. Had to leave early because got football match at 7 o'clock, Kajang Christmas Cup. On that day, I not only went to see the drift event, I also got two medals! yay!

One was for the "Larian Koperasi 1Malaysia" which I went with Chi Liang in the morning. 7km in 42 minutes. And we got the medal even though we started 5 minutes late. The second medal was for the football match. Although I have to admit I didn't do much because most of my team members were already experienced players who joined other football leagues. So two medals in one day, one in the morning and one at night, and a slight sunburn from the afternoon's drift event.

Drift Drift

Another car story from me, Formula Drift Malaysia 2010!!!

I went to check out this competition with my friends today and I have to say it was awesome!!! The tickets was quite expensive, RM 34 for 2 days, Saturday and Sunday. Today was just the first day where they did a few practice rounds early in the day and then after three o'clock, the preliminary round began.

The big screen. Bumper cabut. haha

What happened was, 40 plus racers from different countries had two chances each to go around the track and earn as much points as possible. Then the top 32 drivers will race on the second day; the others, bye bye. Points are given based on 3 criteria:

1. Line (how close the cars are to the border of the track)
2. Angle (the more 90 degrees you are to the track the better)
3. Speed (the faster the better)

The drifts were so cool especially when the cars go really really fast (more than 100 km/h when they enter the drift) and when they were really really close to the wall. It was really damn cun!!! The sound of the really loud engines, the popping and flaming exhaust plus the smell of burnt rubber and white smoke coming from the tires was very very satisfying. Not forgetting the skills.

Nicely lepas the 'lolipop' shaped part of the track.

Tak lepas... But got smoke. Damn.

Smoke still there...

But I also saw some accidents. Nothing serious but it happened right in front of my eyes. Just two or three meters in front of me.

Belakang hancur...

Kena tarik.

There was a nineteen year old guy from Indonesia who joined the race with a car he just bought yesterday. How daring is that? But during his first run, he went all out, accelerating so fast that he crashed. Luckily his car was still ok so in his second run he managed to get a decent score despite his lack of experience with drifting and with the car. Really respect the fella lah.

If there's models in motorshows, then there's pit girls in drift racing. But too bad today not much, only myeg girls and Goodyear tire girls. Surprisingly Myeg got these girls, I didn't know our government approved mini skirts. Haha. I think tomorrow there will be more pit girls for the final round. Hot hot...

Myeg girls, seducing you to pay your road tax

One of the cars on exhibition. Like candy. haha

I might be going for the next round, heard there's gonna be a different racing format. Fast cars, can't wait.

KLIMS

Have you heard of the KL International Motor Show 2010? Well I went to check it out on the 10th of December and I think it was just alright. Not as gempak as I thought it would be. Didn't see as many cool concept cars as I expected. For example Nissan mostly showed their production cars, Naza had all the expensive ones like the Lambo, Peugot, Porsche but it was out of reach so can only see from far, tak syok la like that.

Some Porsche

A Lamborghini

The best booth for me was proton's. Why? Because you can see all their cars up close and even sit in some of them. Their new concept cars was quite cun, especially the Lekir, Tuah and Emas.

Proton Lekir

Proton Tuah

Best car has to be the Toyota FT-HS. Even the rims itself looks damn cun. Damn.

Toyota FT-HS ( got it from google)

Other than cars there will always be models at these shows but in this show most of the models were just ok. I think Nissan used their own workers as models dunno how to smile properly also. But to me the best was the Chevrolet models. Memang cun (Sorry no pictures, I'm not the type of person who run around with cameras. All the pictures here are taken by my friend using my phone after his phone ran out of battery). But pity some of them have to stand there so long putting on a fake smile. And I saw one guy with a dlsr camera, zooming nicely at the models' body. Zoom zoom zoom snap. Misuse of technology. Haih...

The Chevrolet Camaro with the hot models on the other side.

A lot of people had dslr cameras on that day actually, all running around so fast taking so many photos, simply snap snap only. Never really appreciate the cars. Few seconds at one car, take some pictures (of the car and models) then walk off. I don't know why but I feel like they're a bit of a show off. Haha.

Bumblebee was there but he only stood still. The Batmobile was there as well but like shit only. Looks damn fake plus they kept it far inside so doesn't feel grand. These two are just there to attract people to come to the show I think. Nothing great.

Very tall Bumblebee with glowing eyes

My first car show ever. All in all it was ok lah, boleh tahan. At least got the chance to experience it.

Aunty Aunty

I read an interesting article in the NST yesterday (1st December 2010). Apparently, some casinos in Singapore are providing free transport for Malaysians to go gamble in their casinos. Not only got free transport, got shopping voucher, got free lunch plus 40 bucks pocket money. Good offer right? And guess who are the people joining this 'free' trip. Mostly old aunties from Johor. Full article here.

See how Singapore's casino work, they fork out a bit of cash to bring these aunties in, then take their money just like that from the mahjong table. And then next week, they'll just do it again. And then these aunties will happily go on another a 'free' trip to Singapore, eat more 'free' food, get another 'free' 40 bucks then lose more money. But then, at least transport free what, so nevermind lah. See, smart ah these Singaporeans.

By the way, this reminds me of a typical karangan sentence I used all the time, see whether you remember or not:

Remaja-remaja zaman sekarang mudah terpengaruh dengan pengaruh-pengaruh negatif di sekeliling mereka...

Except now it's the aunties. Haha.
Besides, where got free things in this world. Correct or not?

Hello Hello

When you call somebody on the phone, who says hello first? You or the other person?
How bout when somebody calls you, who says hello first?
Hmmmm... pointless question but think about it...

And here's a pointless song but with an awesome bass, check it out, La La La go Boom!!!
(but if your speaker or headphone tak syok then its even pointless)

Comic Comic

click it.


By the way, did you know giraffes are a bit gay? Go check it out for yourself in Wikipedia.

Chiao.

lol

Everybody knows what lol is but do we really laugh when we use lol? I certainly don’t laugh out loud when I’m staring at the computer screen, in a room, by my self. And when I chat with some people the lols keep appearing like every two lines. Even when there’s nothing funny. For example:

Ali : Hey, I passed my exams!!!

Abu : Congrats!!!

Ali : lol.

See what I mean?

And then there’s the modified lols. lolzzz, lolwut, lolololol, loool, etc.

lolzzz sounds like you’re laughing like crazy then suddenly you fell asleep. Like “HAHAHA…zzzzz”.

Then lolwut, the wut sound so abrupt that it seems as if you laugh laugh laugh then all of a sudden, just like that you realise something doesn’t make sense.

But whatever the meaning is, we all know what a person means when they lol. It could be a giggle, or it could be a real genuine laugh, but when we see it we know what it is right? So, the question is, when do you lol? I just found out that this topic is even mentioned in Wikipedia, just search for lol.

By the way, remember my previous post? The picture? Drawing of Elmo? Well, I stumbled upon Elmo’s song!!! Check it out. lol

Picture Picture

This was what happened in most of my classes towards the end of last semester. It all started in chemistry class. Then physics, c++, and ethics. Never did it in calculus though because, you know... its calculus. Plus I had a separate book to write my calculus notes but no book at all for the other subjects. Haha. This is the masterpiece!!! (click to enlarge)


So how??? Cun or not???

Its all just random stuff. Got cartoons, food, animals, telephone, tree, castle, shin chan, school badge, cheese and some other stuff that even I don't know what it is. At first it was quite easy, scribble scribble... Then I ran out of things to draw... So I started to ask people for opinion... Then I realized that i don't know how to draw even some simple things. After many attempts then only I got it right. Like these:

Rubber Ducky!!!

Dog!!!

Halloween Pumpkin!!!

The rubber ducky reminded me of Sesame Street, so I tried drawing Elmo. But failed. So I went to this website http://www.drawingnow.com/learn-to-draw-elmo.html and now I can draw Elmo. Yay!!!

Elmo

And also spongebob!!!

But I also came up with my own characters, maybe I should give them names.

Tortoise with a hat.

Square face with a hat.

So this is what happens when you can't concentrate in class and you're pretending to take notes.
One more thing, while doing this I realized that sometimes the simple things might not be so simple after all. Like the rubber ducky. So food for thought: don't underestimate the little things. Chiao...

ya know what i'm sayin

Whenever I listen to rap songs, I always pay attention to the lyrics. Why? Because sometimes its like "whoa" and sometimes its just stupid and makes you go "what the...". Old school rap lyrics are more about the life in the hood, the guns, the dope game and all that hard life thingy. But now where life is a lot easier than back then, what's left for a rapper to rap about? I started to really notice this after listening to Young Money.


Here's part of the lyrics from Lil Wayne and Drake's song Right Above It:

My real friends never hear it from me,
Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me,
That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused,
I got a small circle,
I'm not with different crews,
We walk the same path,
but got on different shoes,
Live in the same buildin',
but we got different views,

Then I think to myself, "whoa, damn deep man". But just wait for the next line:

Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos,
And these days all the girls is down to roll,
I hit the strip club and all them bitches find a pole,

Then I start laughing.

Here's some from Nicki Minaj

Nicki on Roger That:

White girls tell me "Hey Nicki your camp rules
Is that why you get more head than shampoos?"

Creative rite?

Then there's this one is Nicki on Bedrock:

Okay I get it let me think I guess it's my turn
Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your side burns

huh?? what the hell is that??

But its not all bad, here's one by Jae Millz, from Bedrock as well:

She ain't got a man but she's not alone
Miss independent yea she got her own
Hey gorgeous, umm, I mean flawless, well
That's what you are, how I see it, this how I call it

quite smooth right. Haha.

But the thing that impresses me the most is how they can come up with sentences or comparisons where they brag about how good they are.

This is Drake on F*** Da Bullshit:

Cause I get paid to stand,
and I get paid to sit
So I don't walk around with money, baby girl I'm made of it

Jay Z on On To The Next One:

Came in Range, hopped out the Lexus
every year since I’ve been on that next sh-t
traded in the gold for the platinum rolex’s
Now a n-gga wrist match the status of my records

Where else can you get sentences like these? Or feel fly like a G6, like a G6... None other than rap songs. So why don't you try listening to some, maybe you can get more poetic someday.

Young Money Baby!!!

Indians

Saw a damn funny standup comedy show by this Singaporean fella recently.











Kumar Singapore's best stand up comedian.


Here's the link if you want to watch, seriously damn funny, highly recommended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-7Mxlq9qwU&feature=related

So as a Singaporean (or Malaysian) what can you joke about? Of course the Malay, Chinese and Indians. I gotta admit no matter how many times I hear jokes about Indians, there's always something new that will make me laugh.But who's the ones who make this Indian jokes? None other than the Indians themselves. Why do we do it? Cause its fun!!!

This video reminds me of certain things that is happening around me. For some reason, Indians are very 'race conscious'. For example when me and my Indian friends walk together in a group, somebody will realize that our group is all Indians, then we'll call ourselves racist. I'm pretty sure this doesn't happen with Chinese or Malay guys.

There's also this one incident when I was in National Service that when all the Indians sit together, an Indian trainer will tell us to break up and mix with the other races. Why? Just because we're Indians.

Even my family members especially my dad and uncles are race conscious. If they send their car to the workshop to get it fixed the mechanic will either be described as the Chinese fella, Malay fella or Indian fella. When they talk about politics,then its Malay, Chinese or Indian menteri. If go clinic, "Oh today Indian doctor lah". If go kedai runcit then its the Indian shop, Chinese shop or Malay shop.

Recently my brother just got his exam results and this was how the conversation went:

Dad : So who got number 1?
Brother : Got lah my friend.
Dad : Malay, Chinese or Indian?
Brother : Chinese.
Dad : Number 2?
Brother : Chinese also.
Dad : Ohh...

See our Malaysian Indians. Does this happen with other races? Maybe. But I don't think it happens as often as it does with Indians. Haih... What to do...