Comic Comic

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By the way, did you know giraffes are a bit gay? Go check it out for yourself in Wikipedia.

Chiao.

lol

Everybody knows what lol is but do we really laugh when we use lol? I certainly don’t laugh out loud when I’m staring at the computer screen, in a room, by my self. And when I chat with some people the lols keep appearing like every two lines. Even when there’s nothing funny. For example:

Ali : Hey, I passed my exams!!!

Abu : Congrats!!!

Ali : lol.

See what I mean?

And then there’s the modified lols. lolzzz, lolwut, lolololol, loool, etc.

lolzzz sounds like you’re laughing like crazy then suddenly you fell asleep. Like “HAHAHA…zzzzz”.

Then lolwut, the wut sound so abrupt that it seems as if you laugh laugh laugh then all of a sudden, just like that you realise something doesn’t make sense.

But whatever the meaning is, we all know what a person means when they lol. It could be a giggle, or it could be a real genuine laugh, but when we see it we know what it is right? So, the question is, when do you lol? I just found out that this topic is even mentioned in Wikipedia, just search for lol.

By the way, remember my previous post? The picture? Drawing of Elmo? Well, I stumbled upon Elmo’s song!!! Check it out. lol

Picture Picture

This was what happened in most of my classes towards the end of last semester. It all started in chemistry class. Then physics, c++, and ethics. Never did it in calculus though because, you know... its calculus. Plus I had a separate book to write my calculus notes but no book at all for the other subjects. Haha. This is the masterpiece!!! (click to enlarge)


So how??? Cun or not???

Its all just random stuff. Got cartoons, food, animals, telephone, tree, castle, shin chan, school badge, cheese and some other stuff that even I don't know what it is. At first it was quite easy, scribble scribble... Then I ran out of things to draw... So I started to ask people for opinion... Then I realized that i don't know how to draw even some simple things. After many attempts then only I got it right. Like these:

Rubber Ducky!!!

Dog!!!

Halloween Pumpkin!!!

The rubber ducky reminded me of Sesame Street, so I tried drawing Elmo. But failed. So I went to this website http://www.drawingnow.com/learn-to-draw-elmo.html and now I can draw Elmo. Yay!!!

Elmo

And also spongebob!!!

But I also came up with my own characters, maybe I should give them names.

Tortoise with a hat.

Square face with a hat.

So this is what happens when you can't concentrate in class and you're pretending to take notes.
One more thing, while doing this I realized that sometimes the simple things might not be so simple after all. Like the rubber ducky. So food for thought: don't underestimate the little things. Chiao...

ya know what i'm sayin

Whenever I listen to rap songs, I always pay attention to the lyrics. Why? Because sometimes its like "whoa" and sometimes its just stupid and makes you go "what the...". Old school rap lyrics are more about the life in the hood, the guns, the dope game and all that hard life thingy. But now where life is a lot easier than back then, what's left for a rapper to rap about? I started to really notice this after listening to Young Money.


Here's part of the lyrics from Lil Wayne and Drake's song Right Above It:

My real friends never hear it from me,
Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me,
That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused,
I got a small circle,
I'm not with different crews,
We walk the same path,
but got on different shoes,
Live in the same buildin',
but we got different views,

Then I think to myself, "whoa, damn deep man". But just wait for the next line:

Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos,
And these days all the girls is down to roll,
I hit the strip club and all them bitches find a pole,

Then I start laughing.

Here's some from Nicki Minaj

Nicki on Roger That:

White girls tell me "Hey Nicki your camp rules
Is that why you get more head than shampoos?"

Creative rite?

Then there's this one is Nicki on Bedrock:

Okay I get it let me think I guess it's my turn
Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your side burns

huh?? what the hell is that??

But its not all bad, here's one by Jae Millz, from Bedrock as well:

She ain't got a man but she's not alone
Miss independent yea she got her own
Hey gorgeous, umm, I mean flawless, well
That's what you are, how I see it, this how I call it

quite smooth right. Haha.

But the thing that impresses me the most is how they can come up with sentences or comparisons where they brag about how good they are.

This is Drake on F*** Da Bullshit:

Cause I get paid to stand,
and I get paid to sit
So I don't walk around with money, baby girl I'm made of it

Jay Z on On To The Next One:

Came in Range, hopped out the Lexus
every year since I’ve been on that next sh-t
traded in the gold for the platinum rolex’s
Now a n-gga wrist match the status of my records

Where else can you get sentences like these? Or feel fly like a G6, like a G6... None other than rap songs. So why don't you try listening to some, maybe you can get more poetic someday.

Young Money Baby!!!

Indians

Saw a damn funny standup comedy show by this Singaporean fella recently.











Kumar Singapore's best stand up comedian.


Here's the link if you want to watch, seriously damn funny, highly recommended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-7Mxlq9qwU&feature=related

So as a Singaporean (or Malaysian) what can you joke about? Of course the Malay, Chinese and Indians. I gotta admit no matter how many times I hear jokes about Indians, there's always something new that will make me laugh.But who's the ones who make this Indian jokes? None other than the Indians themselves. Why do we do it? Cause its fun!!!

This video reminds me of certain things that is happening around me. For some reason, Indians are very 'race conscious'. For example when me and my Indian friends walk together in a group, somebody will realize that our group is all Indians, then we'll call ourselves racist. I'm pretty sure this doesn't happen with Chinese or Malay guys.

There's also this one incident when I was in National Service that when all the Indians sit together, an Indian trainer will tell us to break up and mix with the other races. Why? Just because we're Indians.

Even my family members especially my dad and uncles are race conscious. If they send their car to the workshop to get it fixed the mechanic will either be described as the Chinese fella, Malay fella or Indian fella. When they talk about politics,then its Malay, Chinese or Indian menteri. If go clinic, "Oh today Indian doctor lah". If go kedai runcit then its the Indian shop, Chinese shop or Malay shop.

Recently my brother just got his exam results and this was how the conversation went:

Dad : So who got number 1?
Brother : Got lah my friend.
Dad : Malay, Chinese or Indian?
Brother : Chinese.
Dad : Number 2?
Brother : Chinese also.
Dad : Ohh...

See our Malaysian Indians. Does this happen with other races? Maybe. But I don't think it happens as often as it does with Indians. Haih... What to do...